Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Remember back then, when I said that I wanted to be a life coach?

Me neither.

Actually I do. But that's because I write this dang thing.

Anyway, I just came from a website of a life coach and read up on the fees she charges....

$500.00 a (!!!!) month!

For one client.

"Ok, suck that air in, now blow it out. That's right, that's how you live."

Dude. I really do need to be a life coach.That, or the Jazz should have signed me to be their thirteenth player. Seriously, I would be happy to go to all the games, wear a suit, and sit behind the players' bench.

Oh, and get paid whatever the lowest salary is for an NBA player who never plays.

(i.e. much more than I get paid now)

4 comments:

Spencer Ellsworth said...

I'm sucking in air and my life still... sucks.

instantrimshot.com

Holdinator said...

Try breathing in through your nose, and out through your mouth.

That will be $500.00.

Your welcome.

Chrissy said...

The other day Spencer talked about hiring you as a life coach. Can you please lower your price?

Holdinator said...

Oh, I'll coach Spencer for free. He knows that.