Remember back then, when I said that I wanted to be a life coach?
Me neither.
Actually I do. But that's because I write this dang thing.
Anyway, I just came from a website of a life coach and read up on the fees she charges....
$500.00 a (!!!!) month!
For one client.
"Ok, suck that air in, now blow it out. That's right, that's how you live."
Dude. I really do need to be a life coach.That, or the Jazz should have signed me to be their thirteenth player. Seriously, I would be happy to go to all the games, wear a suit, and sit behind the players' bench.
Oh, and get paid whatever the lowest salary is for an NBA player who never plays.
(i.e. much more than I get paid now)
8 years ago
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I'm sucking in air and my life still... sucks.
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Try breathing in through your nose, and out through your mouth.
That will be $500.00.
Your welcome.
The other day Spencer talked about hiring you as a life coach. Can you please lower your price?
Oh, I'll coach Spencer for free. He knows that.
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