My Life One Year Ago

From a Calvin and Hobbes strip (Tianna sent me a link to the actual strip, which was so cool, but Blogger fuzzied it so it was illegible).

Calvin (to Hobbes while writing on a piece of paper): I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! Want to see my book report?
Hobbes (reading from the piece of paper): "The Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperatives in Dick and Jane: A Study in Psychic Transrelational Gender Modes."
Calvin: Academia, here I come!